Andromeda DavisWith everything that goes on in the world, have you ever sat back and thought about what you might do if, say, humankind suffered an apocalypse?
Some people are better geared to handle the tougher situations in life—you know, the entire survival of the fittest thing. But are you one of them?
Your zodiac sign can provide a few clues. If you’re one of the zodiac signs listed below, you might just make it.
Pisces – February 18-March 20
Here’s the thing about your sign, Pisces. You’re a good guy. Normally nice guys finish last, but you do have one plus going on in the event of an apocalypse–you’re also a pretty darned good caretaker, and people need caretakers during apocalypses.
In other words, you can sit back and relax and caretake while everyone else handles the bad guys. They need to protect the person caring for any gaping, infested wounds, you dig?
Sagittarius – November 21-December 21
Brave Sagittarius. Fearless Sagittarius. If an apocalypse happens, you’ve GOT THIS. Finally! A chance to show the world what you’re really made of, and there’s absolutely nothing that can hold you back. Well, maybe a few zombies if that’s how the tide turns, but still.
What’re a few zombies compared to someone as ravishingly robust and terrifyingly tough as a Sagittarius?
Virgo – August 22-September 22
Ok. In the event of an apocalypse, you’re going to need at least one brain. You need to be that brain, Virgo. And I don’t mean the brain that gets consumed by zombies, I mean the one that gets used to devise nefarious plans to help save humankind as we know it.
Can we count on you, Virgo? Gosh, I hope so. Here’s hoping you don’t get distracted by any abandoned libraries along the way.
Leo – July 22-August 22
Leo the leader. Doesn’t that have an awfully nice ring to it? You’re willing to take control of the entire operation, even if you have to utterly destroy any competition that gets in your way. Though you should probably focus on the apocalypse instead.
And all you ask for in return for being willing to face absolutely anything? Just everyone’s undying praise (because you literally just saved them from dying).
Cancer – June 20-July 22
Everyone needs a mom during an apocalypse. You need to be that mom, especially since moms might be in short supply after an apocalypse. Be there to light those campfires and kiss those zombie-germ-laden boo-boos away.
You can also come in handy to help forage for food while everyone else is away risking their lives, and you know, a poached egg in the morning would be mighty appreciated.
Katy Holloway
