Andromeda DavisLove it or hate it, reality TV is here to stay. All of us have at least one guilty pleasure when it comes to reality TV competitions–and be honest, if you had the chance to star on your favorite show, wouldn’t you take it? Based on the essential traits of each Zodiac sign, here’s the best show for you to win… or at least enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Aries has a big personality and an undeniable appeal. Your charm, passion, and competitive streak makes you an ideal candidate for ‘The Bachelor’ or ‘The Bachelorette.’ You’d get all the camera time–and maybe a Neil Lane engagement ring, too.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taurus doesn’t really enjoy competitions–not because they have no drive to win, but because they know it can make them a little aggro. That’s why a lovely, gentle competition with low stakes like ‘The Great British Bake Off’ is the perfect reality TV for Taurus.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gemini is often a sign of hidden talents. You are so interested in so many different things–and, let’s be real, you’re good at a lot of things too–that it only makes sense for you to show it off on variety competition show ‘America’s Got Talent.’
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Cancer, I’m about to blow your mind. The best reality show for you is… ‘Love Is Blind.’ It’s a little bit of a trainwreck, sure, but the idea of finding love based only on your personality–finding your soulmate, perhaps–is hard to resist.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leo, you have a big personality and love to spark drama. That’s why you’d rule ‘Big Brother’ if you ever played. You’re also savvy enough to spin your fifteen minutes of fame into a successful career afterward.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo, you’re kind of a shark, right? You can be a little bit cold, a little bit scary. And you have a lot of big ideas. That’s why you need to compete on ‘Shark Tank.’ Let the whole world see how smart and capable you are!
Libra (September 23-October 22)
While you might not crave the spotlight, Libra, you’d be a very strong competitor on ‘The Amazing Race.’ Your level head, ability to compromise (and compete without shrieking at your partner), and knowledge of the world could help you win the million dollars!
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Work it, Scorpio! If you ever competed on a reality show, it would be ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race.’ It’s fabulous, catty, and over the top–letting you show off your inner diva and indulge in your secret love of makeup and fashion.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
You don’t want much in this life, Sagittarius. A beautiful sunny beach, some frisky young singles, and unlimited cocktails–yeah, that sounds like heaven. ‘Love Island’ is an excuse to have fun and (manufactured?) drama at a gorgeous resort.
Capricorn (December 23-January 20)
For Capricorn, the biggest and best challenge in reality TV is doubtlessly ‘Survivor.’ You have the brains, cunning, physical power and, most importantly, the determination to outlast everyone else. You’d have a great shot at winning a million dollars.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
If you ever competed on a TV show–how tacky, right?–you’d choose ‘Project Runway.’ The chance to make cool, weird, and wild fashion sounds a lot better than battling it out on ‘The Bachelor,’ right?
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
The spotlight is kind of a scary place for Pisces. You might not be eager to compete on national television–but what if you could wow people with just the force of your talent? The format of ‘The Voice’ is better for Pisces than most other reality competitions.
Shea Lee
