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6 Zodiac Signs Who Are So Lazy, They Won’t Even Finish Reading This

You could argue that we all have a great excuse to be lazy right now, since we’re stuck inside due to social distancing measures, some people are just plain lazier than others.

Here are the laziest signs of the Zodiac, in no particular order. Are you one of them?

Taurus (April 20-May 20) 

Taurus is strongly task and goal motivated, meaning that once you achieve your objective, you’re content to relax and enjoy their success. You work hard when you have to, but it’s always a means to an end. There’s nothing wrong with that, per se, but you can come off as lazy to other people who enjoy work for its own sake.

Gemini (May 21-June 20) 

There’s a difference between being busy and being productive. Gemini struggles with that, to the point that you rarely accomplish long-term projects. That’s a shame because you have so much potential. Get it together, Gemini, and you might make it off this list. But let’s be real: you’re going to procrastinate and get distracted.

Leo (July 23-August 22) 

Like your animal namesake, Leo is incredibly lazy. Why should you bother to expend energy if you don’t have to? After all, people love you and want to help. You’re doing them a service by letting them serve you. You’re just so charming that you can’t help but use your powers for laziness.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) 

Sagittarius doesn’t want to work. You just want to chill, preferably in a hammock overlooking the ocean with a frosty beverage in hand. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Maybe we should all just relax and take things less seriously. Peace out, friends. Pass that pitcher of margaritas.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18) 

The thing about Aquarius is that they care so much about a lot of things, and yet they lack the follow-through to actually do anything about it. You can be a little bit of a slacktivist. Tweeting is not the same thing as taking an action that helps people. Bring your values in line with your life if you don’t want to be seen as lazy.

Pisces (February 19-March 20) 

Pisces has a tendency to fall apart when things get tough. But to be honest, sometimes it’s more about “learned helplessness.” In other words, you’re the person who messes up loading the dishwasher so badly that no one ever asks you to do it again. That way, you don’t have to do anything.