Andromeda DavisWhat do you want for dinner?
That question has struck fear into the hearts of lovers, parents, and friends for untold millennia.
But finally we have an answer, thanks to astrology. Here’s what every sign of the Zodiac should eat tonight.
Enjoy!
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Aries likes traditional American meat and potatoes, thank you very much. You’ll eat a vegetable if you must, but it better be served as a side dish with a nice, juicy cut of beef.
Your best choice for dinner tonight is a steak right off the grill.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taurus is a total foodie. You love to read old cookbooks or watching cooking shows, and you actually understand what all those obscure ingredients are at upscale restaurants.
Your ideal dinner might be a hearty boeuf bourguignon or chicken cordon bleu. Make it fancy and French, please!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Committing to just one dish for dinner feels like torture for a Gemini. You like the variety of a sampler platter and the freedom of tapas.
Order multiple small plates to share at a restaurant so you can have a little bit of everything.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Cancer is all about that comfort food. You appreciate home cooking because, in your house, food is love.
Traditional recipes from your region, whether it’s fried chicken and biscuits or New England clam chowder, is your ideal dinner.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Nothing less than the best is good enough for you, Leo. You’re less concerned about the menu than whether the food tastes–and looks–phenomenal.
You do love spicy foods, though, so consider a madras curry or some Nashville hot chicken.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo is more interested in efficiency than fancy gourmet dishes. You genuinely enjoy meal prep–all those little containers with the perfect portions of healthy foods!–but when it comes time for dinner, you’re often too worn out after work to do much.
Make a large batch of vegetable lasagna, turkey chili, or other healthy meal that tastes great as leftovers for the week.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
More than most signs of the Zodiac, Libra tends to fall into a food rut. You like what you like, which means that there are times when you eat your favorite sushi every day for a week.
Break out of that rut and try something totally different tonight. May we suggest Pho? You can’t go wrong with a big bowl of delicious Vietnamese soup on an October evening.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Bring out the hot sauce! You have a cast-iron stomach and a craving for spicy foods. Scorpio also tends to be more adventurous than most people when it comes to trying authentic dishes from other cultures.
Tonight, what about some spicy Jamaican jerk chicken or Korean Kimchi Jjigae?
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Did someone say tacos? There’s nothing better–or more versatile–than tortillas filled with meat, cheese, or veggies.
Eating traditional street food-style tacos reminds you of traveling, and fusion flavors give you a taste of the world without leaving home.
Capricorn (December 23-January 20)
It’s safe to say that Capricorn is not a foodie. Not that you crave pizza and burgers–you’d rather not clog your system up with such unhealthy food–but you just don’t think much about what’s for dinner.
You usually grab a to-go order that you can snack on at your desk, so opt for something like a bento box or prepared salad.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Aquarius, although you don’t go for big, heavy meals that take a lot of time, effort, and money to produce, you still enjoy fresh, healthy food when you can get it.
Although it might be a Hipster thing now, you will really dig Danish Smørrebrød–open-faced rye sandwiches topped with thin slices of veggies, fish, hard-boiled eggs, and cheese.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
We need to talk about your diet, Pisces. Specifically, how you’ll eat like a little kid if left your own devices. Put down the boxed mac and cheese!
Get some grown-up protein with a delicious seafood pasta dish or a creamy vegetable risotto instead.
Shea Lee
