Andromeda DavisEveryone has their own favorite foods! It becomes even more obvious during a situation where you find yourself trying to hoard food to survive on during a potential quarantine.
So, which foods will each sign stock up on the most if they’re stuck in self-isolation?
Aquarius – January 20 – February 18
You hit the stores way back in January to start stocking up! You have all the bread, rice, and other dry goods a person would ever need in their lifetime. And toilet paper, because toilet paper.
Pisces – February 19 – March 20
While everyone else stocked up on the basics, you chose to fill up your spice rack instead. You know that if food shortages happen, spices will be in high demand. Smart move, Pisces. Smart move.
Aries – March 21 – April l19
So you’re the one who bought an entire pallet of peanut butter. To be fair, peanut butter can go a long way and can be used in a wide variety of recipes.
However, you should have also bought ingredients necessary for those other recipes. Oops.
Taurus – April 20 – May 20
Meat, meat, and more meat. You have all the meat, and you’re the reason people are getting angry when they arrive to find stores completely bare in the refrigerated meat section.
Just how much meat are you planning to eat, anyway?
Gemini – May 21 – June 20
You stocked up on veggies and plan to cut off the tops and grow even more veggies, on top of veggies. You’ve got your entire victory garden already planned out.
Cancer – June 21 – July 22
You cleared out all of the canned goods available in carefully planned out shopping trips for the past few weeks. Ten cans of pinto beans here, twenty cans of white potatoes there. You even shopped at different stores in a rotation so no one would hopefully notice.
Leo – July 23 – August 22
You were careful to stock up on whey protein powder in a wide variety of flavors. That’s one way to get a four-course meal, I suppose. That is, if the four courses are composed of chocolate, vanilla, cinnamon swirl, and cookies n’ cream.
Virgo – August 23 – September 22
Who needs food when you can have all the coffee? You’ve made sure to stock up on enough coffee to last for the next year. You’re fine with any food you can manage to scrounge up otherwise.
Libra – September 23 – October 22
You have an entire spare refrigerator filled to the brim with absolutely nothing but frozen pizza.
Scorpio – October 23 – November 21
You, of course, have a food dehydrator at home, so you got to work dehydrating all the things. From jerky to smoked salmon to various fruits and veggies, no one can say you aren’t prepared.
Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21
Oatmeal, cream of wheat, mac n’ cheese, bread crumbs, and stuffing. You made sure to stock up on all of the dried essentials that can leave your tummy feeling full, even if the rest of your body might be screaming from a lack of nutrients.
Capricorn – December 22 – January 19
Well, we know who hoarded all of the beanie weenies now. And the smoked sausages. Wait… you even have the scrambled pig brains? Come on, now. You can’t be that desperate yet, can you?
Shea Lee
