Andromeda DavisHappy Halloween, my lovelies!
As we close out our spooky fun for the year, we wanted to take one more peek at what the Zodiac can reveal about our inner monsters.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Be glad that this Halloween doesn’t fall on a full moon! Aries is definitely a werewolf. Strong, impulsive, and ferocious, werewolves are prone to going on rampages when the change overtakes them.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
While you might think that Taurus would be a minotaur–because of the whole bull thing–the best fit is actually a classic fairy tale witch or hag. I’m not saying you’d build a gingerbread house in the woods to lure in unsuspecting children, but you do know an awful lot about baking and cooking.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Is there anything scarier than creepy kids? Why yes, in fact, there is! Your inner monster is a haunted doll. Sweet and pretty on the outside, total horrorshow on the inside. The contrast between the two extremes leaves people feeling deeply freaked out.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Has anyone seen my mummy? Your inner monster is the old-school mummy, an ancient and powerful force wrapped in lots and lots of bandages. Like you, mummies are vulnerable beneath their many layers of protection.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
You know what’s really scary? A world where no one can look at your gorgeous face! Your inner monster is the Gorgon of legend, a creature whose gaze turns people into stone.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo, do you ever feel like one of the living dead until you get your first (or third) cup of coffee in the morning? Your inner monster is a zombie! With a single-minded focus on their goals–brains–zombies are relentless and terrifying.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Some people might say that your classic ghost isn’t that scary. Those people clearly haven’t seen The Haunting of Hill House. Libra, your inner monster is an old-school ghost that delivers an iconic haunted house experience. Boo!
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Are you surprised to discover that your inner monster is a vampire? Sexy, mysterious, and–perhaps–misunderstood, people are drawn to vampires despite the danger they pose.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius, with your fun-loving, prank-pulling nature, you’re most similar to a poltergeist. Think Peeves from the Harry Potter series more than the 80s movie–you don’t want to hurt anyone, but you’ll never pass up the opportunity to cause some mischief.
Capricorn (December 23-January 20)
Quiet, determined, and shy–that describes both you and the legendary Sasquatch. No commentary on the size of your feet, but you and this gentle monster have a lot in common!
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Aquarius, do you sometimes think that most of the world’s problems would be solved if people would just listen? Your inner monster is a banshee–a harbinger of doom whose eerie cry signals that someone will die soon.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, your Zodiac archetype is strongly linked to the element of Water. That’s why your inner monster is a siren, a mermaid-like creature who lures sailors to their doom. It’s not that you want to hurt anyone; you’re just really lonely and want someone to come play with you.
Shea Lee
