Andromeda DavisDo you ever feel like you missed out on an opportunity that would have changed your life? If you had just taken a right turn instead of a left, could you have ended up on a totally different path?
Let’s pull back the veil and take a peek at your parallel life!
Aries (March 21-April 19)
In your parallel life, Aries, you are a pro athlete–or possibly a referee or sports commentator. In whatever way you’re involved, your competitive spirit pays your bills. You love the adrenaline rush, but in all honesty, it’s starting to make you feel burned out.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taurus, you’ve decided to live the dream–if your specific dream is to sell everything and move to the country to live off the land. You have a small farm where you grow your own food and enjoy cooking for your friends and family. The work is hard, but it’s satisfying too.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gemini, you missed your calling. In another life, you are a spy who uses your incredible memory and ability to seemingly change personalities at will to gather intelligence around the world. It’s not exactly like a James Bond movie–there’s a lot more paperwork–but it’s thrilling and keeps your magpie mind occupied.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
In your parallel life, Cancer, you are Oprah. Not literally Oprah, of course, but you are the empathetic talk show queen who created her own empire. People know you just by your first name, and you have the power to influence trends and even elections.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leo, in your parallel life you took the risk and moved to Hollywood to pursue your dreams. While things didn’t work out quite as you thought and your acting career went nowhere, you’re now a celebrity stylist who has every major fashion designer on speed dial.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo, your attention to detail and work ethic makes you a formidable figure in the business world. Assuming that you’re not already the CEO of a billion-dollar company, your parallel self has risen to unimaginable wealth and power. But it’s also super stressful, and sometimes you just want to run away from it all.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Hey Libra–or should I say, “Your Honor”? Your dedication to fairness and uncanny ability to see a problem from all sides makes you one of the keenest legal minds in your generation. You’ve risen all the way to the Supreme Court, where your opinion is respected on both sides of the aisle.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
In another life, dear Scorpio, you’d be the owner of a nightclub so outrageous and taboo that people are afraid to mention the name out loud. Needless to say, it’s in Las Vegas. Not only does everyone want to party at your place, but you’ve also been quietly keeping a black book of all their darkest secrets.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius, in a parallel universe you’re one of the great explorers. You might have plumbed the depths of the ocean or even taken a trip to space. There are places named after you–and everyone knows the tragic tale of how you disappeared on your final voyage.
Capricorn (December 23-January 20)
Thanks to years of hard work, your parallel self has finally made it to the top. Every morning, as you look around the Oval Office, you’re filled with a sense of purpose. You’ll be remembered as one of the great Presidents, Capricorn.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Congratulations, Aquarius! You’ve somehow managed to win both a Grammy for your experimental electronic album and a Nobel Prize for your breakthrough in cleaning the world’s oceans of plastics. You also have like, 10 cats. In other words, you’re living your best (parallel) life.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, in your parallel life you have a reality TV show. Specifically, you’re a psychic who uses a connection to the spirit world to help lonely people find hope and love. You get ridiculed by skeptics, but you know that you’re making a difference in this world… and the next.
Shea Lee
