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Every Sign of the Zodiac as a Character from ‘Stranger Things’

While we honestly believe that astrology can change your life, we don’t take it too seriously. Sometimes it’s just fun to think about our favorite characters as Zodiac signs. Today, we imagined the cast of Stranger Things as Zodiac signs.

Warning: Very Mild Spoilers Ahead!

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Introduced in season 2 of Stranger Things, Max Mayfield becomes friends with the main group of younger kids in Hawkins. She’s competitive, short-tempered, and has flaming red hair to match this fire sign.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

We’ve got to pick Hawkins’ handsomest sheriff as Taurus. Hopper is protective and stubborn. He’s brave and strong and will absolutely cook you all the waffles you want.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Geminis are known for seeming to appear like they have multiple personalities. They’re very smart and tend to adapt to whichever group of friends they spend time around. Eleven would definitely be a Gemini–“11” even looks like the symbol for this air sign!

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

No one is more protective of their family than a Cancer. Joyce Byers–who would stop at literally nothing to get her son back–exemplifies this trait. She’s also very emotional and intuitive like Cancer.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

Leos just want to get the attention they deserve. Lucas’s little sister Erica Sinclair makes total sense as a Leo. Originally meant to be a minor character, she quickly became so popular that the show just had to give her a starring role.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Nancy Wheeler is organized, determined, and clever–just like Virgo. It’s no wonder that a curious, analytic mind like hers was drawn to becoming an amateur detective and reporter.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Libras are all about fairness. They make peace in their social groups and even act as bridges between people who otherwise might not get along. Dustin would make an excellent Libra!

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Here’s the part where we remind folks that Scorpio isn’t evil or scary. They’re just intense about the people they love. In fact, they might fall in love with someone and be willing to risk everything to protect that person. We think Mike Wheeler makes sense as a Scorpio.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Sagittarius is one of the bravest signs of the Zodiac, but they can also be overconfident and selfish. Steve Harrington starts off Stranger Things exemplifying some of the more negative traits of this Earth sign, but he gradually becomes more heroic.

Capricorn (December 23-January 20)

Capricorns always have a plan. They know what’s up and often get impatient when other people seem to lag behind schedule. Lucas Sinclair might be the smartest member of the group; he’s certainly the most skeptical.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

Aquarius is a free thinker with a unique perspective on the world. They often feel passionate about their hobbies and causes, but they have trouble fitting in with the rest of the world. That sounds a lot like Jonathan Byers to me!

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Pisces is one of the most intuitive and emotional signs of the Zodiac. They’re easily overwhelmed by the feelings of others and may find themselves trapped in their own dark imaginations. It’s hard not to make the connection between Will Byers and this water sign.