Andromeda DavisWe’re not here to make friends–but we are here to figure out which reality TV show you should go on, based on your Zodiac sign!
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Why hello, American Ninja Warrior! Aries would absolutely slay on a physical competition like this–especially since you’d be competing against the course and your own abilities. That’s a healthier option for Aries, who can get aggro when competing against other people.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taurus would prefer not to go on a super competitive physical competition. Instead, the gentle–yet somehow intense–battle on The Great British Baking Show. You love to make and eat delicious food, and you have the perseverance needed to get through a long, grueling summer weekend in the tent.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gemini, your time has come. You need to go win all the money on Jeopardy! We know you already watch this show on the regular; in fact, you probably shout at the TV when they get “obvious” answers wrong.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
For Cancer, family is everything. That’s why you’d excel at Family Feud. You want the chance to prove that your family is way better than anyone else’s! Now if they’d just bring back Double Dare, you’d really be into that.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
The perfect reality show for you is Big Brother. You love the constant spotlight, the petty drama, the chance to be a star in your own personal movie. And you will unironically say “I’m not here to make friends” at some point during the show.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
You might not dream of going on a reality show, but if you did, you’d win Survivor. That’s because you’d prepare like crazy. You’ll also slay at puzzles, and your mental fortitude means you’d do great at endurance challenges, too.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
You’ve got style, flair, and class. You’d be a fantastic addition to Dancing with the Stars. Because you already think you’re a star, dear Libra. Break out the sequins and the high heels!
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Scorpio would fit right in on Keeping up with the Kardashians. You love the drama–maybe a little too much? Just try not to get in a huge fight with Kim, okay?
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius, your globe-trotting spirit is perfect for The Amazing Race. The only downside? You have to cooperate with your partner, which may be a challenge for you. It’s not that you don’t play well with others, but you might forget to stick with them.
Capricorn (December 23-January 20)
Capricorn works hard and has a strong entrepreneurial spirit. You’d 100% win Shark Tank with your killer business sense and strong competitive urge. And your business would be super successful, too.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Break out your sewing machine, Aquarius! You’re going to Project Runway. You are one of the most creative signs of the Zodiac, which is why you’ll thrive on this reality show. You also like to express yourself through unconventional fashion–so you might not win.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
More than any other Zodiac sign, Pisces is in love with love. You would fall so hard on The Bachelor (or Bachelorette, if that’s your thing). A dating competition would be hard on your tender heart, but you’d be into it anyway.
Shea Lee
